It has always been amazing to me how much we seem to enjoy being around those who know so much less then we do that we want to be the first to correct them with our wit. It occurred to me that we can seldom even know what the intentions of the "nit-wit" were, so it would be risky to venture into his darkness and make much comment. As an example, I thought some "O-PUN" season might be in order, as it is open season, you know! The following is in order...!

Athesism is a non-prophet organization

A sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center, "keep off the grass"

Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects

No matter how much you push an envelope, its still stationary

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still

These are some of my regulars- maybe some of you out there are O-pun season also.