Re-election of leaders being such a rabid discussion topic and such an important decision for all of us, I decided to write some things we might consider to prevent us all from making a mistake in our vote. Any similarity to real people is purly imaginary on your part and coincidental.
1. Don't vote for anyone who's family is in the clothing business, you can't tell which costume their going to be hiding behind today.
2. Don't vote for anyone that plays in a band, you will never know what song and dance their going to play next.
3. Never vote for a trapper or your going to be the first person caught.
4. Never vote for a fishing guide, they don't catch and release no matter what they say. Also, they lie!
5. Never vote for a banker, or they will own your house and first born son.
6.Never vote for a hunter, no matter what they say they can't shoot, you will be gut shot no matter how good they say they are.
7.Never vote for a miner, they always have their head in the ground.
8. Vote for me, I am not like any of them other guys above.
Whomever you think might be good, be sure to register to vote, its free, its easy and its your right.