As reported last night (April 2nd) at 12:10 A.M. CDT, on the national radio show Coast To Coast A.M, a juvenile dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus Rex (terrible lizard) has been captured alive in the Congo.

As I type this, it is a still breaking story. News organs around the world as of this moment have not substantiated the report.

George Nory the radio DJ was talking live with the Scottish researcher by satellite phone and claimed that the animal was half grown and had killed one of his companions while darting the baby T. Rex.

Eighteen men and five large trucks were involved in the capture. According to the report the dino is being held in a fenced in football sized field. Dispite the trauma of capture, apparently it’s still got quite an appetite, eating large chunks of meat being tossed to it.

If true, this will be one of the biggest stories of our new century. If not, it will rank as one of the biggest hoaxes of all time.

Ahhh shucks! I CAN NOT BELIEVE I'VE BEEN DUPED! As I type, George Nory just said, “April Fool’s!” (I’m going to post this anyway.)

Alright, Nory “got” me! But in all fairness, George was not fair to us Central Time folks though. He’s out West and it was still April 1st as he played his gag. Oh well, the heck with it, if I can’t take a joke.